Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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