I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
it's like iHOP with fire
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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