She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i will never coherently bang her
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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