He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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