its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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