He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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