So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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