A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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