so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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