Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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