Pappa wants mamma naked
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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