If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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