do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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