We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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