Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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