I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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