I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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