Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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