I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
is it fun? or sober?
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