The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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