There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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