found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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