When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize