I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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