I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Sponge bath it is.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
