Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
