We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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