I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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