i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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