She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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