i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
