i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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