I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
