can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
she peed on how many people?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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