It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
