My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I could fuck to npr.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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