no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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