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(410): View more from Maryland

sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well

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(616): View more from Michigan

you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.

(1-479): View more from Arkansas

That's practically a relationship for you

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(240): View more from Maryland

Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day

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(513): View more from Ohio

I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone

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(410): View more from Maryland

It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.

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(206): View more from Washington

Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?

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That was me Mom...

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(650): View more from California

Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am

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