Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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