This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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