bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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