When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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