Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
