sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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