Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize