Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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