Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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