Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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