Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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