On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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