Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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