I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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