i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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